With this new information, Selina heads to the Oval Office believing Kent's there with the President. She needs their help getting 'unprotected access to the Oval Office.''I can feel my virginity growing back in here.' - Dan Selina and Dan stumble upon Jonah's stat-nerds who tell them Selina's campaign visits always lead to a bump for the candidate - even trumping POTUS. Worried about Kent's attitude, Selina tells her staff she's concerned he'll try to get between her and POTUS like a thick rubber condom. He's crunched the numbers and they taste pretty bland to him. Lacking any respect for Selina's job, Kent's refuses to help her. And I will not be eaten.' - SelinaSelina goes to Kent and attempts to persuade him to 'reposition' her to a role with more power. 'You're gonna have to prepare to be gay for the stay because you're going down.' However, the threat of prison doesn't last long: Jonah announces they've lost the House later that night - meaning Furlong's no longer Chairman and doesn't have the power to send Dan to jail.'If you're not at the table, you're probably on the menu. He blames Selina for his poor performance and wants to launch an investigation on her office for revenge. Catherine got giardia!''You know what they call guys like you in prison? Sweet meat.' - Roger FurlongFurlong calls Dan to threaten him with jail time if he loses the gubernatorial bid and return to his chairmanship on the Congressional Oversight Committee. She asks for advice on how to assume more of a leadership role in the White House and he directs her to senior strategist Kent Davison, the Pol Pot of pie charts, who forced her to fake a happy relationship with her ex-husband during the election. A reporter asks him if she's deserting a sinking ship - a crack at the leaky boat he's trying to sell on eBay that's draining him financially.Selina finds Ben, the Chief of Staff, hiding in a supply closet fearing for his job. 'Come 2 a.m., my eyes will say 'holocaust' but my lips will say 'carnival.''Mike gives a statement to the press, informing them Selina will not be doing the morning news shows. Selina blames POTUS for the grim results and decides it's time he honored his ticket promises to her: 'I want more responsibilities in infrastructure and education reform.I want a Cartier f****** dildo.'In order to confront POTUS about assuming more responsibility, Selina asks Gary for the Miami Sunburst lipstick her stylist recommended to offset the morose atmosphere in the in Oval Office. But Selina's successful campaign visits don't translate to election night victory. Directed by Christopher MorrisTeleplay by Will SmithStory by Armando Iannucci & Will Smith'Tonight is going to be a plane crash shoving a train wreck onto a crowded highway.' - Dan Selina campaigns across the country for the Midterm elections, drawing lively crowds for candidates including nemeses Danny Chung and Roger Furlong, Ohio's gubernatorial hopeful.
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